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my crazy party [10 Jun 2006|01:02am]
sally suzy darma and clancy all came over at around six. It was wonderful. we played crabble and built jenga towers 6 feet hight!!!
tee hhh eeeeeeee then billy brought the formaldehyde shots. we kept oging and going until the lawnmower needed his brows done and so i went to the sotre and bought six quarts of organic lemon peel. gingseng ciarette break speacies!!!
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[29 Sep 2005|12:38am]
meaningfull -- a deeply sentimental token of my 16th year, which will most certainly continue to exist.

swoon_unit -- me.
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a jaunt [02 Sep 2005|02:32am]
going to this

to see this

and this

be back monday
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a soulseek moment [31 Aug 2005|12:45pm]
* Entered room #polska
[claudenirrj] How many times do the Polish have?
[prz_rulez] i don't know
[prz_rulez] but times are easier
[prz_rulez] for me it's normal that polish language have times.
[prz_rulez] like for you is normal that english have times
[prz_rulez] no,finnish is a ugrofinnish language
[prz_rulez] polish it's slavian laguage
[claudenirrj] But my native language is not the Englsih.

for drew:

[miZol] very najs :D:D
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[29 Aug 2005|12:10pm]
miss this shit

cassie and i are currently accepting applications for new friends. ones that don't vanish when they have to go to college. assholes.
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[21 Aug 2005|01:56pm]
[ mood | betablocked ]

postpartemCollapse )

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[21 Jul 2005|05:36am]
[ mood | beet ]

i never go on myspace. honestly, i don't. but when i have an intrusive thought or general unease to avoid, i find it consumes me in just the right way. so i went on myspace and posted a bunch of dumb comments. what else is there to do on myspace? judge people? form relationships predicated on reciprocal idolatrous comment-posting? if i had a dime for every 'what the FUCK why are you so FUCKING gorgeous your hair is so hott and crunchy lookin ima fuck you with a butter knife' i came upon this evening, i could buy an small balkan village and name it trillville.

my space... reminds me of that black rob song. dame espacio.

black rob: dame espacio
lil kim: that means give me space
black rob: suck my dick
lil kim: ok

the sun's coming up. basta. much love 2 my riders.

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[28 Jun 2005|04:11am]
just kidding


i don't think our relationship's legally condoned anymore but i still love you.
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[28 Jun 2005|03:30am]
tonight i was walking away from katie's house, and i had the sudden feeling that i was walking down a corridor of studio facades. i began thinking about how unreal it felt, even though walking to my car from katie's is one of the most real feelings i know, and it hit me: reality and falsity are just as much conjunctive as they are opposing. for what is false projects tangibly from what is real, and what is more real than that which is tangible? conversely, have you ever tried to stare at your own face (the graven image of personal reality) for too long, only to watch it fade into utter transparency? it's because the most real things in life are what we know best, and what we know best we are desensitized to, and consequently, the theater of life is indemonstrable.

hell yeah katie and i did shrooms.
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[18 Jun 2005|12:35pm]
things i've learned from the fresh prince of bel air in watching the entire first season in three sittings:

1) be yourself
2) you can have a new girlfriend each week without being required to explain the disappearance of the last one
3) some pointed message about black history, i forget what
4) there is a centrally located hollywood airport
5) "word to big bird"
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tuesday [17 Jun 2005|09:32pm]
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eurotrip [16 Jun 2005|06:11pm]
sunday was california, nevada, arizona, and utah. monday was utah, idaho, and montana. tuesday was montana and yellowstone. wednesday was wyoming, colorado, and new mexico. today, new mexico and arizona, and tomorrow will be arizona and cali. i miss driving 8 miles a day to katie's and back.
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SPRING BREAK 2003 [08 Jun 2005|05:06pm]
[ mood | jizzubilant ]

done with finals like WHAT

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[03 Jun 2005|12:10am]
[ mood | sore ]

^ punches below the beltCollapse )

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[02 Jun 2005|03:34pm]
who's going to the reed reunion? everyone i hope. and how about mirman? that shit's going to be hilarious.
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PART TWO: PORN [01 Jun 2005|08:05pm]
[ mood | sprung ]

here's your pizza ma'amCollapse )

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PART ONE: PROM [31 May 2005|04:36pm]
prom prom promCollapse )
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[20 May 2005|07:26pm]
today at about 1pm, while still clenched in the maw of sleep, i had a dream that i was in michigan. it was a very queer michigan though because it was hot and blustery, not unlike los angeles right now. i was on a ranch that my family was renting (even though they kind of live on one to begin with), spending time my cousins. i remember walking into a room where there was a most foul smell. then one of my cousins told me that it was imperative that we keep one of the younger cousins out of the bathroom, because she had taken up the habit of eating other people's shit. then katie called and woke me up which was dope cause that was dream was disgusting.

happy birthday ficus
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i'm slicker this year, i'm slicker this year [09 May 2005|02:20am]
[ mood | highing fly ]

THE DIGABLE MUTHAEFFFFIN PLANETS are coming to LA. i didn't even know they were all still alive. well i'm glad they are because i'm going to that shit. seven and the crescent. word to mother.

if you have any interest in going it's at the house of blues june 20th. ticketmaster's got tha hookup. and if you are interested that's good because it means you have impeccable taste in early 90's crypto-commie hip hop.

see you there.

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[12 Apr 2005|04:41am]
in an attempt to properly divert my anger towards cal state i wrote some haiku about it

cal state la
i can count my gpa on 2.98 fingers
fuck you

french major
has least units of all
but greatest sex appeal

are better than real grades
they dont judge you

early entrance
director is a greasy pseudopsychologist
i want a refund
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